Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Dog peeves about Humans

1. Passing gas and blaming it on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU NUMBSKULL!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactlywhose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chewyour stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooo-Hooooooo! Oh, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know thetruth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here (you don't see me picking up your poop, do you?).


Blogger Conners said...

ROFL These are halarious! The first one is a Brutus moment! Gosh he has many of them. LOL
Let Brutus tell the story of the day we stopped and asked that woman for directions. How when I opened the window to talk to her, his aroma blasted her in the face. Now I see why dogs HOWL!

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